In Your Face with Facebook

January 27th, 2010

Latest Minnesota Blue News:  the band has been bugging Paul repeatedly about creating a Minnesota Blue Facebook Fan Page. After much coaxing and prodding, Paul finally relented and created one here.

Barb, Kelton, and Scott have hardly gotten any practicing done since becoming Facebook fanatics, sharing all the tips and minutiae of their daily routines like the best winter hand cream, what day their trash gets picked up, and what happened at the last Chisago Lakes Michael Jackson Fan Club meeting. Paul requests that you all feign interest until this (a phase, hopefully) passes. In the meantime please become Facebook Friends with them and a fan of our page to help them feel better about themselves at least until spring comes.

MN Blue is back in the studio working on CD #2. Expect to hear a lot more about this before we ever get it done. We’ve got better mics and recording gear and will have three original songs on it.

We’re playing this week at Dulono’s Pizza – Tom O’Neill Educational Endowment Fundraiser (http://www.mscb.com/mscb_dulonos.htm) on Friday, January 29 at 7:00 PM. Here is a map to where it is located: http://minnesotablue.com/map?Event_ID=153 This is worthy cause. Read more about it at http://minnesotabluegrass.org/index.php?contentID=563

Minnesota Blue Announces Lucrative Product Endorsements

December 3rd, 2009

Barb and Kelton’s win at the Minnesota Duet Championship has captured the attention of merchandisers for lucrative product endorsements including the new Bluegrass Barbie and Kelton dolls. Bluegrass Barbie comes complete with a fiddle, leather motorcycle jacket, deer rifle, and a complete whiskey still setup. The Kelton doll comes dressed as a Southern Baptist preacher playing a guitar. Pull his string and he his says things like “It’s hog-killin’ weather” or “I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs”

Bluegrass Barbie two favorite things: fiddles and firearms

Bluegrass Barbie's two favorite things: fiddles and firearms

Not to be outdone the other MN Blue boys, Paul and Scott, have been developing their own dolls G.I. Paul and G.I. Scott, as part of a new Mighty Hunters series. They have been playing with various prototypes in Paul’s backyard. Things were going well until a disagreement ensued about whether G.I. Paul or G.I. Scott should get the bigger rifle at which point Scott took his toys and went home. We suspect they should patch things up soon though since they both want to be prepared when celebrity strikes.

G.I. Paul and G.I. Scott: Mighty Hunters

G.I. Paul and G.I. Scott: Mighty Hunters

If you order your Bluegrass Barbie and Kelton dolls now you get a free Ken doll and all the accessories to act out a scenario in which Bluegrass Barbie and Kelton save Ken from an angry mob of homophobic townfolk.

Meditation on Tomatoes

September 15th, 2009

But First Minnesota Blue News:

Barb and Kelton are still walking on air after their win at the Minnesota Duet Championship. Meanwhile, Paul and Scott must deal with the after effects of having their diva buttons pressed. For example, Barb insists that her vocal chords and toes are connected to the same nerve center, so consequently the best way to prepare for a gig is to receive a fresh pedicure.  Kelton (aka “il Divo”) insists that there be no brown M&Ms in the candy dish backstage, because they’re bad luck. Paul has had to remind him that at Minnesota Blue gigs there is no backstage stating “Dude, we play coffeehouses and pizza joints.”  So it looks like it will take some time to transition into the life of Minnesota Duet Champions.

Don’t forget, we’re playing this weekend at Minnetonka Orchards on Sat and Sun,  September 19-20 from noon until 5:00 PM. Here is a map to where it is located.

Now, on to the subject at hand: Tomatoes

It’s time for the annual meditation on tomatoes. Of course, gardeners are now swimming in the glut of summer’s bounty. I don’t mind – tomatoes are as good as fat and sugar, and they’re actually healthy for you. Did you know that the tomato is a member of the Deadly Nightshade family of plants? Yep, they’re dark and dangerous

Tomatoes: Dark and Dangerous

Tomatoes: Dark and Dangerous

so there’s a reason for the wickedly sensual tomato experience and why it causes panic when they might go to waste.  It’s the perfect food for Minnesotans: while visually mundane the taste buds receive an externally undetectable wild rumpus (remember, as Minnesotans we must never telegraph sensual delight).  So, the question is how to turn tomatoes into tomato-ade, or errr…I mean something delicious. Here’s how we went about it this year.

Round One: Pico de Gallo

Few recipes celebrate fresh tomatoes like pico de gallo (PEAK-O DAY GUY-O) and with fresh garden ingredients it’s as good as it gets. Thank the folks south of the border for this one (Arriba, mamacita!). There’s lots of foolproof variations on this classic as long as you don’t forget to put in the tomatoes. With a bag of chips you’ll find it extremely difficult to eat just one. I made it three times in one week this fall.

Round Two: Panzanella

I call this human catnip – guaranteed to make you purr if you’re a tomato lover. In short it’s a bread and tomato salad whose flavor is driven by basil, onion, and red wine vinaigrette.

Some advice about bread for panzanella: courser bread like ciabatta holds up better in the dressing. Old, dry bread is best, but you can also put it on the grill for some added flavor before cubing it. For those that don’t know, if you live in the Minneapolis area the New French Bakery is an excellent artisan bread bakery that has an outlet store in South Minneapolis. You can get some great deals there on bread including take-and-bake baguettes for as low as a buck apiece at times. We stock up and store them in the chest freezer.

Digressing some more: another excellent sleeper bakery is the Trung Nam French Bakery on University Avenue in St. Paul. They have excellent baguettes, but their unparalleled attraction are their croissants which merit their own post. More later.

Round Three: Dry ‘em

If you don’t have the fancy equipment, just dry them in the oven. Sun-dried tomatoes are very expensive and there are a bazillion recipes that call for them. In the bleak of winter you can conjure up those warm summer memories with a hot, tomatoey pasta dish.

Tomato Genocide: Vegetable rights groups around the world are uniting to end the violence.

Tomato Genocide: Vegetable rights groups around the world are uniting to end the violence.

Round Four: Neapolitan Pizza

Introducing the amazing San Marzano tomato which is the official tomato of  authentic Neapolitan Pizza. It’s a plum style tomato but unlike the near flavorless and juice-challenged roma you buy at the supermarket these are juicy and flavorful.

One local authority on this type of pizza is the  restaurant Punch who has a historical overview of this pizza-making tradition. A great place to eat by the way, but you can have some homemade fun making your own without the wood-fired oven. We threw ours on the gas grill right on the rack. It was an experiment and it didn’t brown the top very well (perhaps there is some way to do that) but the underside of the crust was excellent.

The cool thing about Neapolitan Pizza is that it uses fresh tomatoes and not a tomato sauce so all you have to do is slice and seed (so it’s not too juicy) and throw it on the pie.

Here’s a recipe for a Margherita Pizza, a simple Neapolitan style pizza. This one calls for a store-bought pizza crust (we’re keeping it simple). Of course, the perfect pizza crust can be a life-long pursuit. Here’s one man’s journey for the ultimate crust.

There you have it folks. If you have more tomato ideas, be sure to chime in on the comments of this post.

Barb and Kelton: 2009 Minnesota Duet Champions

September 6th, 2009

Minnesota Blue band members, Barbara Yotter and Kelton Parrish are the 2009 Minnesota Duet Champions!

First Place: Guitars, $250, and Big-Ass Trophies

The prizes: mini guitars, 250 bucks, and big-ass trophies.

The duo cinched first place on September 4th at the Minnesota State Fair squaring off against 16 other pairs of singers.  The prizes for their feat were two Baby Taylor Guitars ($600 value), $250 cash, and trophies.

The Minnesota Duet Championship is an annual event sponsored by the Minnesota Bluegrass and Old-Time Music Association (MBOTMA) and held each year at the Minnesota State Fair. The contest takes place in two rounds, a preliminary round in which all duos perform two numbers and second round for the top five finishers where they perform one final selection. The contestants are judged on the quality of their duet singing, instrumental musicianship and overall presentation.

Barb and Kelton's singing style: stand and deliver

Barb and Kelton's singing style: stand and deliver

Minnesota Duet Singing Championship Final Award Ceremony

Minnesota Duet Championship Final Award Ceremony. Check out the hardware.

Kelton finally gets back at Mrs. Baxter, his 6th grade singing teacher who said he'd never amount to anything.

After 40 plus years Kelton finally gets back at Mrs. Baxter, his 6th grade singing teacher who said he wouldn't amount to anything.

Brush with the Law

July 28th, 2009

We’re playing this Friday at Staring Lake Amphitheater http://events.letsgosouthwest.com/eden-prairie-mn/venues/show/97430-staring-lake-park-amphitheater on Friday, July 31 at 7:00 PM. Here is a map to where it is located: http://minnesotablue.com/map?Event_ID=136

This is a wonderful outdoor amphitheater, so we hope you can make it.

LATEST MINNESOTA BLUE NEWS

Kelton Parrish is currently embroiled in a legal struggle with the St. Anthony Park Police Department. Having lost his car and house keys Kelton took a cab home. When no one answered the door he enlisted the help of the cabdriver to break into his house. These activities were reported to police by a concerned neighbor who reported a pot-smoking man trying to break into the home. Asked by the police how they knew it was a pot-smoker she reported because he was carrying a guitar case. The police upon arriving at the home reported an uncooperative Mr. Parrish who refused to identify himself accusing the police of unfairly profiling him just because he plays guitar.

The next day in a Minnesota Musician’s Association press conference the President of the organization responded to a reporter’s question about the matter saying that police “acted stupidly” going on to say that since only 70% of musicians are known potsmokers and he could easily be part of the remaining 30%. The next day he later backed away from his stance stating that he may have been high at the time he said it.

Grieving the King of Pop

July 8th, 2009

We’re playing this week at Nina’s Coffee Cafe in St. Paul on Friday, July 10 at 7:00-9:30 PM. Here is a map to where it is located: http://minnesotablue.com/map?Event_ID=139

Hey, it seems like it’s been a while since we’ve had a gig. Come and see us and let’s get reacquainted. Nina’s Coffee Cafe is a new venue for us in a historic building on Selby and Western so come and check it out.

LATEST MN BLUE NEWS

Barbara Jo is still trying to recover from the news of Michael Jackson’s recent demise. She took the day off yesterday to watch coverage of the funeral along with other members of the Chisago Lakes Michael Jackson Fan Club. They are now clinging to hope after hearing rumors that he might not really be dead. Apparently, someone saw him working as a dishwasher at a Nevada truck stop (the same one where Elvis works as a short order cook).

Scott continues to recover from the broken leg. He is finding it much easier to walk with his foot pointed in the forward direction.

Kelton continues the summer fantasy pursuit of hooking a walleye big enough to water ski behind.

We’ve started on our next CD. Paul has been busy upgrading the studio and experimenting on the other band members making them sit in strange configurations in order capture their performances.

Paul’s family has been experiencing extreme woes of car ownership. It broke down on a trip to Duluth prompting a trip to retrieve it and another to get a new (old) engine from a junkyard. Ca-ching! Super mechanic and drummer buddy, Phil, to the rescue to soften the ca-chinging pain a bit.

Speaking of which:

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless!

Hope to see you all on Friday.